tyleroakley: juilan: I trapped an ant in a circle I drew with a pen. Why must you play God?
a-spider: whats stopping us from getting married oh right ur a chicken nugget
friend: what are you getting for christmas?
positivemilk: But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
ezramillrs: christmas spirit is silently blogging in the same room as your family instead of your bedroom
confessions-of-a-teenage-fitblr: plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
itspoonanjimarsha: fun prank idea: replace all songs on someones ipod with the kidz bop version
theseaandthesulfur: sometimes I get frustrated because you can’t put numbers in caps 12 am I screaming? you’ll never know
aeogis: *passionately sings the wrong line to a song*