January 2013
33 posts
Watchtyleroakley:
juilan:
I trapped an ant in a circle I drew with a pen.
Why must you play God?
a-spider:
whats stopping us from getting married oh right ur a chicken nugget
December 2012
31 posts
friend: what are you getting for christmas?
me: fatter
positivemilk:
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
ezramillrs:
christmas spirit is silently blogging in the same room as your family instead of your bedroom
confessions-of-a-teenage-fitblr:
plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
itspoonanjimarsha:
fun prank idea: replace all songs on someones ipod with the kidz bop version
theseaandthesulfur:
sometimes I get frustrated because you can’t put numbers in caps
12
am I screaming?
you’ll never know
aeogis:
*passionately sings the wrong line to a song*
